Carl Newman — Man on the Scene!


Did you know that in my country health care is free and dry cleaning charges are the same for women as they are for men?


Yes to the first part but no to the second. That’s great. Is it also true that everyone eats ketchup-flavored potato chips and milk comes in plastic bags, not cartons?

Yes, you are very well informed for a public educated American. Do these things make you jealous? Do you hate me because I’m Canadian? Because I’m a Canadian indie rock star?


Of course not. That would be like hating Ellen because she’s gay. Because she’s a gay talk show host. Did you see yesterday’s show? Alec Baldwin was on and they had this Potato Sack Fashion Show…


AC: Hold on… Ellen is GAY?

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